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Q: Kink: Weight loss

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Q: Kink: Weight Gain.

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**becoming unhealthy for the sexual pleasure of your partner is a horrible life decision.

asked by Anonymous
send me kinks and ill reply with B) or B(

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The difference in guys and lesbians

boobslyn:

Guy: I’m hungry go make me a sandwich
Lesbian: I’m hungry let me eat you

Plot twist: Lesbians are cannibals.

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lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

codeinewarrior:

my ideal roommate: dog

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animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

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Gunmetal gray, hollo glitter & some crystally fun times.
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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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