**becoming unhealthy for the sexual pleasure of your partner is a horrible life decision.
Guy: I’m hungry go make me a sandwich
Lesbian: I’m hungry let me eat you
Plot twist: Lesbians are cannibals.
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.
my ideal roommate: dog
take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty